Monday, March 31, 2008

Should be doing homework. Instead am finding out how New Jersey I am. All thing considered, I find my results scarily accurate.
You Are 51% New Jersey!

You've definitely got some Jersey in you. Congratulations, it's a great thing to be. However you're score could certainly be a lot higher!

How New Jersey Are You?
Make Your Own Quiz

Sunday, March 30, 2008

I had an excellent weekend, and so instead of confronting the masses of homework I have yet to do, due to said excellent weekend, I thought I would write it all down.
HarvardGirl came down to visit for her spring break and we had a great time. She arrived on Friday at noon and I gave her an expanded and obviously more informal tour of campus (less history, more Nom de Plume hangouts) before grabbing a drink in Panera and coming back to the dorm room to relax and look at friends' photos on Facebook. I had a "We Published F. Scott" meeting at six, so I placed HarvardGirl in the campus center and went to it and managed to duck out right at the end before they discussed where my story I submitted fit on the "Maybe" list. (The subsequent final Maybe and Yes lists were sent out later, and mine was second from top of the Maybes, so keep your fingers crossed, people). We then went to dinner at my favorite student-budget restaurant, and Indian place, with HSClassmate and...ummm...I don't remember what nickname I gave him before, but let's go with MaleOrganist (he went to our high school, plays the organ, and goes to a college down the road). It was great to have a mini-reunion and we went on to grab ice cream at one of the two places competing for the Best Ice Cream award. HarvardGirl and I went to see The Counterfeiters afterwards. Great film, and happily worthy of the Oscar it got.
We woke up on Saturday and took the train up to New York to see a matinée. Unfortunately the Avenue Q tickets we had set our hearts on were a little on the pricey side, so we decided to see Passing Strange instead. It was...passing strange. But good, we decided. The concept and staging won out over the music, and the guy named Stew who wrote everything and had the lead and who stood in the middle of the stage for the entire thing got a little annoying, but the supporting cast was excellent, and included a Harvard grad/playwright.
Before the show we stopped in at Amy's Bread for some snacks, and after we hurried on back to Princeton to be back in time for dinner.
RussianRoommate had the idea to go to a t-shirt painting party held by the on-campus free and literally underground coffee shop, so Roommate J, HarvardGirl and I joined her and it was great. HarvardGirl and I made matching cryptic t-shirts (the front and back refer to inside jokes).
Then we headed back to get to bed by midnight because in order to get her New York train on time HarvardGirl had to catch the 6:27 out of Princeton. I set the alarm for 5:40 and we set off to grab pastries for her journey (the French bakery opens at six). It was still pitch black and we only saw one person besides the bakery ladies between the dorm and the train station. I dropped her off and slogged back to the dorm just as the sun started to come up.
Luckily I managed to get to sleep again, and to stay asleep until 10:00. The quality of my upcoming homework thanks me.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Line I plan to use on my tour today:
Behind you you can see FitzRandolph Gate. Legend has it that should any student walk out of those middle gates before graduation, he or she will not, in fact graduate. Anyone with the desire to test that theory is welcome. I, however, was raised by a Baltimore Orioles fan and know not to tempt fate.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

This post has been long in coming. I started a list last April of the books (including poetry and plays) I read. I decided to post the list in year-long increments, this being the first:

1) Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller
2) Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
3) The Cripple of Inishmaan by Martin McDonagh
4) The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien
5) To Lie With Lions by Dorothy Dunnett
6) The Flâneur by Edmund White
7) Prague by Arthur Philips
8) Christine Falls by Benjamin Black
9) Democracy by Michael Frayn
10) Nightspawn by John Banville
11) Birchwood by John Banville
12) Perfume by Patrick Süskind
13) Fingersmith by Sarah Waters
14) The Lemon Table by Julian Barnes
15) Paddy Clarke HaHaHa by Roddy Doyle
16) The Virgin in the Garden by A.S. Byatt
17) Reading Lolita in Tehran by Azar Nafisi
18) Charming Billy by Alice McDermott
19) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
20) Metroland by Julian Barnes
21) Gender Outlaw by Kate Bornstein
22) Nightwood by Djuna Barnes
23) The Unfinished Novel and Other Stories by Valerie Martin
24) The Line of Beauty by Allan Hollinghurst
25) Nickel & Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America by Barbara Ehrenreich
26) Howard's End by E.M. Forster
27) Eclipse by John Banville
28) Beasts of No Nation by Uzodinma Iweala
29) Maggie: A Girl of the Streets by Stephen Crane
30) Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
31) The White by Deborah Larsen
32) Blonde by Joyce Carol Oates
33) Rock 'n' Roll by Tom Stoppard
34) Hotel de Dream by Edmund White
35) Red Azalea by Anchee Min
36) The Book of Salt by Monique Truong
37) The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
38) Don't Lets Go to the Dogs Tonight by Alexandra Fuller
39) So Long, See You Tomorrow by William Maxwell
40) Paradise by Toni Morrison
41) The Uncommon Reader by Alan Bennett
42) Boyhood by J.M. Coetzee
43) The Painted Bird by Jerzy Kosinski
44) The Singing by C.K. Williams
45) Flaubert's Parrot by Julian Barnes
46) Le Chanson de Roland
47) Essais by Montaigne (X2, once in French and once in English)
48) Le Malade Imaginaire by Molière
49) Horse Latitudes by Paul Muldoon
50) In the Cut by Susanna Moore
51) The 5-Minute Illiad by Greg Nagon
52) Candide by Voltaire
53) Moon Tiger by Penelope Lively
54) Suite Française by Irène Némirovsky
55) Berlin Stories by Christopher Isherwood
56) The Hours by Michael Cunningham
57) Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
58) Master Pip by Lloyd Jones
59) The Gathering by Anne Enright
60) The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
61) The Seafarer by Conor McPherson
62) March by Geraldine Brooks
63) Lord John and the Brotherhood of the Blade by Diana Gabaldon
64) Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson
65) Tintin and the Alph-Art by Hergé
66) Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau
67) Phaedrus by Plato
68) The Aeneid by Virgil
69) Confessions by St. Augustine
70) Pseudolus by Plautus
71) The Secret by Francesco Petrarch
72) Vita Nuova by Dante
73) The Early History of Rome by Livy
74) The Longest Journey by E.M. Forster
75) The Prelude by William Wordsworth

SEVENTY-FIVE!!!! Such a perfect number.
Might quantify this later. Or not. Now my roommates want to go eat.


LATER:
Well, I'm quite proud of myself. In a year there were TWO instances of truly guilty pleasure reading, THREE that I would never read again, ONE re-read, ONE Harry Potter, and FIVE that I can name as my top five of the year. They are:
Reading Lolita in Tehran
The Line of Beauty
Howard's End
The Book of Salt
The Gathering


I also recommend reading Moon Tiger by Penelope Lively, Suite Française by Irène Némirovsky, and Berlin Stories by Christopher Isherwood in exactly that order. It gives you World War Two in reverse, from three VERY different perspectives, in three very different regions, almost at first hand, and is absolutely fascinating.


EVEN LATER
Recurring authors included TWO Edmund Whites, TWO E.M. Forsters, THREE Julian Barneses, THREE John Banvilles, and ONE A-John-Banville-By-Any-Other-Name-Would-Smell-As-Sweet (except it didn't).
I pulled off picking next year's room with great élan, if I do say so myself. The whole affair was a month of stress and last minute reconfiguration, but when it came down to actually signing up at our assigned time (which I had to do for everyone, but that's another story) things went smoothly. So next year continues the saga of me rooming with CC and Roommate J, with the addition of another girl from my hometown, a friend of Subcontinent, who lived down the hall from us this year. I don't have a nickname for her yet, but it's only a matter of time. RussianRoommate and SoccerRoommate opted for the singles route. Good luck to them. I haven't gotten locked out yet, but it's only a matter of time and I want someone on the other side of the door to let me in.

Monday, March 24, 2008

I turn my head to the left and out my window I see Middlebury playing Quidditch with us on the lawn.
I turn my head to the right and I see a huge stack of books for Freshman "I AM the Humanities" Seminar.
There's no doubt about it, folks.
I go to a nerd school.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

I am flying back tomorrow. Thus, Easter is today.

_________________, EVERYONE!
fill in the blank

A) HAPPY EASTER!!!!
B) OUSTERHOUT!!!!!

C) The day on which Peeps become more than just things to set in the middle of the road to be run over in interesting patterns by cars. Not that Subcontinent and I ever did that. Absolutely not.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Spring Break in progress. Am enjoying time with Mom, Dad, and Subcontinent, with guest appearances by Uncle Hoagie-Free-Zone, EMFJunior, and KnoxRobber. Nothing too exciting to report. Blogging will start up again full time next week when school starts up again.
In the meantime, I can now appreciate this now that I am post-midterms relaxed, and will attempt to use it the moment that changes.
(Personal Favorite: "Logarithm!")

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Not much to report, save that I survived my Rome midterm (I would even go as far as to say that it went well) and that tonight I am having Real!Food with Friend-of-Parents, in town for something or other.
I also may or may not be coming down with what SoccerRoommate may or may not have had. Possibly the flu. Or something else. We thrive on ambiguity here.
And people still like my stories in Creative Writing! Whopee!

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Hmmm...
It is scary how predictable I am (and others are) sometimes:
Full List of Stuff White People Like

Saturday, March 8, 2008

CC's dance show rocked! Roommate J and I sat there and wished we could dance. Which I can, in a manner of speaking. I mean, I have rhythm. I can dance better than I can sing, that's for sure.
Words cannot express how excited about the time change I am. Besides losing an hour of sleep, that is. Eurgh.
I have been looking for this article for four years, ever since I read a brief synopsis of it in the New York Times. It's pretty much the best thing ever. The same medical journal did this diagnosis of, seemingly, the entire 100 Acre Wood, but it is less humorous and more sad. Or maybe I just have an unnaturally soft heart, and believe that what intrepid journalist Tintin can take, a "chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff" shouldn't have to.
The "hazing" went really well. It turned out to be a scavenger hunt in the pouring rain, but that was OK because my team was into it (my previous scavenger hunt experiences have been utterly miserable because participants were too cool to enjoy themselves) and we won. What did we win? AB-so-LUTE-ly NOTHING! Yay!
Waiting for us at the end of the scavenger hunt was a pizza party in ResidentialCollege's common room. You may know it from the pen scene in A Beautiful Mind. Apparently last year they went to a club and did jello shots. This year we ate an ice cream cake. I am convinced that something will soon go horribly wrong for me, because so many things have lately been going right.
Following the pizza, I went with a new friend (made through a friend of CC) to the Hats for the Homeless meeting I frequented at the beginning of the year. It was tons of fun, and when I returned I found the more social SoccerRoommate sitting at her computer and doing her homework. Hah! I win!
Although today she has the flu, so I'm feeling bad about my gloating.
It's incredibly windy here. Abnormally so, in fact, and we're under a flood watch. Oh, and a "high wind warning," whatever that means, which I just learned from RussianRoommate, who just came in saying (after the lights flickered for the tenth time) "We're all gonna die."
Hopefully CC's performance tonight goes ahead as planned. Roommate J and I are really looking forward to it.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

OH MY GOD IT'S ON YOUTUBE.
What's on YouTube you may ask?
Only the best crazy old man dance ever.
In other news: I'm getting ahead in homework for next week pending my Rome midterm on Tuesday and Writing Seminar shenanigans throughout pending leaving for spring break (!) a week from tonight.
The weekend, all of this studying and writing notwithstanding, is shaping up well. Tomorrow Downstairs Chatterer and I are going through some sort of tour guide hazing procedure (or not; they just told us to meet at 10:15 pm, to wear comfortable clothes and shoes, and to brush up on our tour guide info. I'm terrified) and on Saturday Roommate J and I are seeing CC perform in a dance show. And then on Sunday Roommate J and I and maybe some others are going to navigate the nearly-invisible bus system to the mall to try and see The Other Boleyn Girl. Period costumes! Eric Bana! Natalie Portman! (oh and, yeah, Scarlet Johansen.)

Also, highlight of the day:
Rome Professor: Now as soon as [nameless grad student] gets the overhead working again, you will see one of the more erotic images from this period.
(projector comes on, but instead of going back to the computer, switches over to TV where Bob the Builder is talking to a Steam Shovel.)
Entire Class: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

I should be reading classmates' stories for Creative Writing. I should be in the gym, as per my Lenten vow. I should be reading about sexuality in Ancient Rome. I should be catching up on my reading journal and commonplace book for Freshman "I AM the Humanities" Seminar.
What am I doing?
Taking the Myers-Briggs survey. And getting these results.
I greatly enjoy the company I supposedly keep (fourth paragraph). We should all go out for lunch sometime. Queen Noor would have to pay, of course.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

I am now A TOUR GUIDE. My favorite Last-Semester-Creative-Writing-Guy with the awesome last name showed up at my door and told me I got in. Yay! Apparently Downstairs Chatterer did too, but not CC or Roommate J, which makes things slightly awkward, but not overmuch. Roommate J seems fine with it and I haven't seen CC all day long.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

The Week From Hell (and it wasn't just me, you know. Several non-Princeton people I talked to over the course of the past seven days have said things were not going well for them) was, chiefly, hellish because of the volume of homework. The Week From Hell did not maintain a constant pitch of hellishness. The Week From Hell was, at times, quite nice.
Wednesday night, at the end of the fiery portion of the week, I met in a "Draft Conference" (for writing seminar; mandatory) with two guys from my class. We were "randomly" assigned groups and when I arrived at the meeting place it was to find one boy there and one boy absent. It was ten o'clock on Wednesday night and I was eager to finish my revisions so that I could leave for New York the following day, so I decided to check my e-mail to see if there was any word from our missing compatriot. There was. He was, apparently in Connecticut all of a sudden (I had seen him in class eight hours previously), but would be back by ten thirty for the meeting.
Afraid that something had happened to one of his friends or family members, RemainingBoy and I attempted to do as much as we could without him. When he arrived (at ten forty-five) we didn't bring up his absence until he did.
MIABoy: Hi guys.
RemainingBoy: Hi.
N de P: How are you?
MIABoy: Late. Sorry. If your GPS ever tells you there's twenty-five minute traffic delays ahead--
N de P: Believe it?
MIABoy: No. Because it will reroute you into hour-long Lincoln Tunnel delays.
RemainingBoy: Oh.
MIABoy: I had to go home for my tux. And to get a check from my parents.
Yes, dear readers, its true. I go to an Ivy League, and now I know what it's like to pay the price.
When I eventually did get to New York, after turning in my paper, I managed to spend time with Mom and see The Homecoming (which I loved, but I couldn't quite move on from the random transition from wife-and-mother to prostitute as the husband watched). I also saw the Naked Cowboy of Times Square during my pre-show daytime wanderings on Friday while Mom worked. That was special.
Mom is currently reading The Book of Salt, my favorite book from last semester. So we talked about Vietnamese-French cuisine for a while until we got so hungry that we decided to order room service before attending the play. This was a good decision, as it turns out, because the food was amazingly good. I had a Lamburger (a pun which will never get old; I had one in the Palais Royale this summer with Mom and The Street and I'm still chuckling about it).
Today was just as good, if not better. After breakfast in "The Reading Room" of the hotel where Mom's cronies put her up, we went to meet Aunt L and The Street at their incredibly well-placed hotel.
They were the means of our introduction to Canal Street and knockoff [fill in the blank]s. It was, simply put, amazing. Of course, I was lugging all my overnight stuff around (leaving, as I was, right after the show that afternoon) and those tiny shops were not really the best place to be wielding an extra foot of stuff on my left side, but we navigated it somehow and came out on the other end with three bags (Mom, Aunt L, and The Street; not me, despite my sudden and unexpected fondness for the shiny red ones), truly hip black-on-purple glasses frames (The Street), two necklaces (The Street and I), and two scarves (Aunt L and Mom).
This revelry was followed by lunch at the Playwright Tavern. The name speaks volumes and it was perhaps, for this reason, unsurprising that there was a distinctly Irish feel to it. (The Street ate a Shepard's Pie. Our waitress was Irish. It reminded Mom and me of a Dublin pub we liked. There was a little Samuel Beckett in the air as we waited for our food.)
Then came Spring Awakening. We bid goodbye to Mom (who, I presume but will confirm later, went right off to the Swatch store) and found our seats (second row of the mezzanine, a perfect view of the great set) after wading through a long line at the ladies' room that had The Street and I comparing the odors of Paris versus the odors of New York. The show was incredible. Words fail to describe. I almost hate to say this, since it is making light of what was a great show that handled heavy topics with deftness and song, but what I found myself thinking of more than once during the second act was, "Now, if this is not a rally cry for comprehensive sex education, I don't know what is."
The music was wonderful. The comedy rang true. The tragedy was all-too believable. I was so into it, as I spluttered to Aunt L and The Street after curtain call, too wrapped up in the last dying notes to say anything else.
Immediately following elbowing our way out of the theater we went across the street to light candles in the church there, the one dedicated specifically to actors, which I thought was pretty cool. I felt like I was thinking the wrong thoughts to be in there, though, having just come from across the street. We lit our candles and made our wishes and left.
After they nicely walked me a few blocks towards the train station, I hugged The Street and Aunt L and departed, suddenly remembering, despite my more immediate feelings of fondness for hormonal German teenagers, how much reading I have to do this weekend.
But instead of doing any of that (despite the ten pages I read on the train before zoning out so thoroughly that I had to stop and watch Weeds on my iPod instead) I went and saw Roommate J, the Fencing Twins, and HSClassmate in a Bach Concert.
It was...Bach. But they all did very well.