I am probably going to Liberal Hell for saying this, but I would totally watch a talk show starring Mike Huckabee and guest starring Sarah Palin. It would be a talk show where they would receive small electrical shocks if they said anything offensive, though, so don't consign me to the fiery pit too soon.
Anyway, they both scare(d) me as nominees, but did eerily well on SNL. Thus a talk show. They could talk about the weather (but not global warming), traffic (but not gas prices), television (but not HBO). You get the idea. Safe stuff like that would be great.

...or maybe I've been studying for midterms too long and too hard. I don't know. Still, I don't think it's too much to ask for Obama in the White House, to have Huckabee and Palin on a really hilarious and unoffensive corner of the airwaves.